Part 9 - Three Down, One to Go
RITCHIE
What’s up lads? Ritchie hands over a bag to Julian who puts it in his glove compartment. Johnny and Julian stare at him What?
JULIAN
Where’s your stuff?
RITCHIE
I’m wearing them
JULIAN
O....k today is light training and the match is tomorrow, this is a weekend trip
RITCHIE
I know, but you know I figured I needed some new gear so we might have to stop by…
JULIAN
No No No, we’re on a schedule mate, you alone have wasted at least an hour doing nothing and coming to the car with nothing. Meaning we’ve waited for nothing
RITCHIE
You're wrong...ish...alright fine. Why so uptight? …oh an argument
JULIAN
What, how do you know?
RITCHIE
Your lips are quivering
GERALD
See!
Julian touches his lips
JULIAN
No they’re not Ritchie nods his head to indicate that Julian’s lips are quivering Piss off! Can we go now?
GERALD
Turns out the Mrs isn’t happy with Julian’s performance
RITCHIE
Haha. How’d’ya mean?
JULIAN
What, where did that come from?
GERALD
Well he knows you had an argument, might as well tell him why
RITCHIE
Yeah Jules we’re all friends here, cant be that bad, what is it?
Julian stops the engine
JULIAN
Fine, Jane complained that I only last three minutes
Ritchie pauses
RITCHIE
Woooow
GERALD
My thought's exactly
JULIAN
Ok now we can g…
GERALD
Said it on radio too
RITCHIE
Nooo
GERALD
Yessir
RITCHIE
What station?
GERALD
109.9 Morning show with Tony and Mark
RITCHIE
You’re lying?
JULIAN
Thanks Gerald
RITCHIE
Sorry to hear this mate. Have you tried thinking about something else during sex?
GERALD
That’s what I suggested!
JULIAN
No Ritchie I haven’t tried thinking about something else, the sound of her moans overshadow my thoughts
RITCHIE
Wow, you should really try and process your thoughts on a different topic, it will work wonders
GERALD
I suggested Sheep, coz you know people think about them to get relaxed and fall asleep. Plus they can stop him from getting too aroused because they are unattractive animals.
RITCHIE
Yeah and hippos too
GERALD
And an ant…although it’s hard to tell coz they’re quite small
JULIAN
I have retards for friends Julian takes a deep breath and sighs
RITCHIE
Don’t worry mate by tomorrow you’ll be in ship-shape for the Mrs.... Duracell by man, Duracell by nature, just takes a little heart and a little stamina
JULIAN
Something tells me this weekend will be the worse
PART 10 Next Sunday....
2 comments so far....:
dis story is funny! lol. im very impressed with the scripts, i actually cnt wait 4 nxt Sunday, can i get an early preview pls!
Wow, this script is building up the suspense. I like the lil twists here and there and the relations between all the characters.
Good Stuff Matey x
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