Sunday, December 14, 2008

The Scriptwriter Chronicles: MEN ON THE ROAD (Part 9)

Part 9 - Three Down, One to Go

RITCHIE

What’s up lads? Ritchie hands over a bag to Julian who puts it in his glove compartment. Johnny and Julian stare at him What?


JULIAN

Where’s your stuff?


RITCHIE

I’m wearing them


JULIAN

O....k today is light training and the match is tomorrow, this is a weekend trip


RITCHIE

I know, but you know I figured I needed some new gear so we might have to stop by…


JULIAN

No No No, we’re on a schedule mate, you alone have wasted at least an hour doing nothing and coming to the car with nothing. Meaning we’ve waited for nothing


RITCHIE

You're wrong...ish...alright fine. Why so uptight? …oh an argument


JULIAN

What, how do you know?


RITCHIE

Your lips are quivering


GERALD

See!


Julian touches his lips


JULIAN

No they’re not Ritchie nods his head to indicate that Julian’s lips are quivering Piss off! Can we go now?


GERALD

Turns out the Mrs isn’t happy with Julian’s performance


RITCHIE

Haha. How’d’ya mean?


JULIAN

What, where did that come from?


GERALD

Well he knows you had an argument, might as well tell him why


RITCHIE

Yeah Jules we’re all friends here, cant be that bad, what is it?


Julian stops the engine


JULIAN

Fine, Jane complained that I only last three minutes


Ritchie pauses


RITCHIE

Woooow


GERALD

My thought's exactly


JULIAN

Ok now we can g…


GERALD

Said it on radio too


RITCHIE

Nooo


GERALD

Yessir


RITCHIE

What station?


GERALD

109.9 Morning show with Tony and Mark


RITCHIE

You’re lying?


JULIAN

Thanks Gerald


RITCHIE

Sorry to hear this mate. Have you tried thinking about something else during sex?


GERALD

That’s what I suggested!


JULIAN

No Ritchie I haven’t tried thinking about something else, the sound of her moans overshadow my thoughts


RITCHIE

Wow, you should really try and process your thoughts on a different topic, it will work wonders


GERALD

I suggested Sheep, coz you know people think about them to get relaxed and fall asleep. Plus they can stop him from getting too aroused because they are unattractive animals.


RITCHIE

Yeah and hippos too


GERALD

And an ant…although it’s hard to tell coz they’re quite small


JULIAN
I have retards for friends Julian takes a deep breath and sighs


RITCHIE

Don’t worry mate by tomorrow you’ll be in ship-shape for the Mrs.... Duracell by man, Duracell by nature, just takes a little heart and a little stamina


JULIAN

Something tells me this weekend will be the worse


Julian starts the ignition....


PART 10 Next Sunday....

2 comments so far....:

$hort n' $weet said...

dis story is funny! lol. im very impressed with the scripts, i actually cnt wait 4 nxt Sunday, can i get an early preview pls!

Stephanie said...

Wow, this script is building up the suspense. I like the lil twists here and there and the relations between all the characters.

Good Stuff Matey x

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